So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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