I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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