Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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