I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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