Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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