The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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