Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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