I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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