I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
