I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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