That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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