I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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