Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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