god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
