That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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