SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
operation harelip BJ is a go
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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