OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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