forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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