Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
