Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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