i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Randomize
