Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he puts the penis in happiness.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I think a kid would responsible me up
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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