He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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