One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize