the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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