Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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