I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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