I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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