Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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