Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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