All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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