East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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