Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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