i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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