Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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