I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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