can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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