So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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