Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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