I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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