People with herpes should wear stickers.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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