i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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