i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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