i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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