Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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