He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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