even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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