school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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