I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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