i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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