we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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