Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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