Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
whose parrot is this?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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