so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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