i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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