I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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