white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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