So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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